|A snag in a glorious idea.
Tell me, loyal readers, what kind of beast has no hide to tan. I've killed tons of these bloody Heartless and still have no trophies to show off. I've got plenty of these little yellow balls but The Great Gaston can't display these stupid little things! I need something worth of my talent, such as a great mantle made from the tanned skin of the Heartless I've killed.
Picture this and try not to swoon ladies: The Great Gaston dressed in a full post modern style outfit made from the Heartless. He flexes his mighty arms in triumph of another beast wiped off the planet, who will no longer try to eat your children or interupt you engaged in one of your femine activities. Why even Belle should fall for me if this were true...Well more than she already has because there is no woman who can resist my charm and looks.
WHY THIS SHOULD BE THE WORLD RIGHT NOW! Those beasts better start leaving thier skin for the great Gaston or I...will kill more of them until they decide to leave a few of thier friend's bodies behind. I wonder what these balls are anyway. You certainly can't eat them as The Great Gaston has just found out. Perhaps my good friend and assistant, Zachary
, can help determine what these orbs are. Nope, definately not for eating. Current Mood: aggravated
|My First BOLD entry
I've been sent to another world far from the comforts of my hunting lodge. I must have a purpose on this alien world. Perhaps I'm even more STRONG,NOBLE, and CUNNING than thier strongest hero. Yes this looks like a job for the Great Gaston, Hero who slays beasts with the might of his gun and strength of his arms.
Or some evil has entraped me here to do battle. Hopefully evil can be made into a stylish winter coat. Current Mood: jubilant
|Testing this thing out.
HELLO MY GLORIOUS FANS AND ONLOOKERS.
Here you will hear the startlingly manly adventures of yours truly, Gaston. Why it may be a recap of the marvelous days past or how I slew a furcious beast for it's pelt. Some of you might feel frightened by the dangerous circumstances that surround my life but fear not, for you will never have the strength to endure the adventures I have.
For instance, Why am I in this alley? Has some Devil tricked our hero into it's evil town of...EVIL. Why that's for another entry that isn't for testing this...bookish, writing-mabob.
Plus I'm not quite sure at the moment. Current Mood: enthralled